1, Beauty is skin deep. Admit it. Just because you say 'there's more to it than beauty' doesn't make it true. More so if you're a guy. I dare you tell me you're not attracted to the lovely handcrafted apples God bestowed (reference to House btw) upon your girlfriend.
2, Hi flamboyant airheads. If you want to believe that a dSLR makes your blurry camwhore photos look gorgeous, then I guess me calling you flamboyant airheads remains valid. Ohmygosh yes because the telephoto zoom lenses are like, so like, gorgeous you know, like like... that Topshop dress I wore and took a photo with my 0.3 mp camera phone! I hope your flimsy wrists break when you hold your dSLR then.
3, Hehehehe I take self portraits with my dSLR in the mirror! Aren't I pretty?
4, Yes I do have a problem with people who thinks a dSLR makes you superior.
5, Oh hey acclaimed photographer! I totally worship you because of your bokeh and depth of field photos. Because out of focus photos equals master skills and that requires so much effort.
6, 'This is my blog and I can say anything I want.' Why would you say anything everyone else wants to hear? To seek affirmation? Freedom of speech crap. We don't need to hear you saying that every time before you insult that superficial bitch you hate. Swear baby swear! "Fcuk that b*tch she is so fcuking annoying!" French connection that B star tch she is so french connectionally annoying!
7, Oh forgive me, you were just saying what you wanted to. Well then, it gets back to 'This is my blog and I can say anything I want.' It's just like a huge paradox! I love it.
8, I am in love with Edward Cullen! Like the rest of the 5374637 girls (or guys) in the world. Edward Cullen turns me on just as how Voldemort turns Marlie on. I am such a fangirl. I would marry a fictional character. Breaking Twilight is like the best book ever, you know? What do you mean it's not called that?! Obviously I know what book my future husband comes from!
9, I am soooooo fat I hate myself I need to go on a diet I need to make myself hungry and not eat and I weigh 14kg that is so heavy can you believe it? I think maybe I should try this new detox diet hmm and my arms are not supposed to be thin as chopsticks they should be thin as air!
10, I am disappointed with myself! Not even ten good points. Oh well.
On the other hand, I've also started making Christmas cards and being a saint (see the pun reference?) and itsy bitsy stuff for presents. I was in the shower when
I don't know why our verandah has just one chair with no real purpose. But then again, that's not the point is it? Props to you if you know what is!
I think the temperature just dropped a few degrees, hmmmm.
I think the temperature just dropped a few degrees, hmmmm.
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